zzz: Liu-yu-yudi! Get up Ukcryptocasinos.co.uk or something… the camera on is subtly hinting that it’s time to get your butts up and take a look.
xxx: Whoops… if I don’t pour an ocean of coffee into myself, then even a kiss from the fan won’t wake me up… Why the hell did I have to hang out at the computer until five yesterday?? I understand that you, energizer, may not sleep for weeks, but why do we need to broadcast our stream of consciousness so late?? Moreover, I want to remind you of the unfortunate fact – the fact that you, being in headphones, can’t hear your loud whisper, damn it, doesn’t mean that I can’t hear it!
yyy: I painfully and for a long time chose the game that we should review today..
xxx: Well, just Socrates in his best years.
zzz: Gorgeous and what are the offers?
yyy: Well, I played Hitman..
xxx: You know, when I saw you, I immediately thought – this guy likes to chase a bald man..
zzz: Well, overall not a bad game, I don’t mind.
yyy: However, I think I should do a review on Jericho – I really liked it)
zzz: Someone is against?
xxx: Of course I’m against it. Anything that came out less than 10 years ago is trash by definition. But, do what you want. I’m not in the mood to argue, review or sleep today. A few words is enough for me.
zzz: In our country, generally speaking, the last review was not impressive in terms of volume. We need to do something about this.
xxx: I will do something, no matter what, only after I have slept from the bottom of my heart. And you, Petruchio, come on, burn already.
yyy: In general, the toy is awesome – the surroundings are gorgeous, the atmosphere is not childish, the gameplay is invigorating and tonic! The game is incredibly diverse and you want to replay it as soon as the final video ends)
xxx: You’re probably watching Malevich’s square instead of TV. Well, how can you see something in the game that is not there??!
zzz: Well, I don’t agree here – the game really delivers. Moreover, there is an atmosphere, and the gameplay is good. Perhaps a little monotonous… but, in fact, if they did less, it wouldn’t be enough for someone.
xxx: This amount of stupid fights, similar to each other, like two Pamela Anderson implants, is enough for any coprophile, and let me play it myself for the rest of my life, if this is not so.
yyy: What about solo adventures?? What about the gorgeous inserts?? What about the plot??
xxx: Single levels are the quintessence of the nightmare of this game – everything is the same, only now the stream of waste is not divided between computer partners and you, but all goes to the player without a trace… what more could you want?? Of course, poor in-engine screensavers that supposedly explain the plot. Oh yeah, the plot. I don’t even want to describe it – the sodomy of a whale by a dinosaur makes more sense than this “plot”.
zzz: Well, that’s not the case in my opinion. Cleve Barker came up with a very good plot – a lot of mysticism and a pinch of history – what was needed to create a gloomy world in which the creatures he invented could be settled. And the enemies, what can we say, are the coolest part of the game. They create most of the atmosphere, the horror is based on them and they, in fact, are what sets Jericho apart from other games. This applies both to bosses (at least a fat man tearing his stomach is worth it), and to ordinary evil spirits (children of the crusaders were remembered for a long time after the passage). As for the minuses, I don’t see any point in mentioning them at all, since the latter are reliably covered by the pluses. There is a fly in the ointment, but you also need to notice it in the ointment..
xxx: Nine kilograms of jam, plus one kilogram of shit, will still be ten kilograms of not jam, not at all..
yyy: Is there an acceptable level of rat droppings in meat?!
xxx: I think at your favorite hot dog place that figure is close to one hundred percent.
zzz: Stop it already! Some people were going to eat here in the meantime.
xxx: And some people are sleeping. Everyone has spoken, turn off the camera and finally let me take a nap..
